funny printable short stories for seniors

Was a bird, the boy would ask the old man if the bird was dead or alive. Knowing the wise old man would correctly state the object in his hands He knew of course, the wise old man would know the object in his hands was a One boy came up with the idea to capture a bird and hide it in his hands. The villagers the contents in their pockets, boxes, or minds.Ī few young boys from the village, decided to play a joke on the wise old One of his skills was to 'psychically' tell He ventured down into the local village to entertain the villagers with his High in the Himalayan mountains lived a wise old man. 'Really?' commented the doctor quietly, 'I see you have slight

'Ah, yes,' Paula spoke brightly, 'I'll be 49 on my next birthday.' Neck, aching knees, frequent dizzy spells, and constant nausea. 'Now, Paula,' said Doctor Ross, 'you say you have shooting pains in your Visiting Doctor Ross last month Paula, a long retired schoolteacher,Įxplained in some detail her problems while he listened very patiently. 'We are just passing the biggest pub in Ireland',Ī voice piped up from the back of the bus piped up.

The driver was giving a running commentary as they The veteran's football team was being driven through Dublin in an Though it has nothing to do with retirement. And that is why we have included the next yarn, even One spry and very quick elderly gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus 'What do you do in the USA with your old goats that aren't producing?' These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when Madame showed the group a picturesque hillside where many goats were

'Crottin de Chavignol' goat's cheese is made their guide, who was theįarmer's wife, led them through a process of cheese making, explaining how Nearby village of Chavignol and visited a cheese farm where the world famous In the Loire Valley quite near to the town of Sancerre. He looked at me closely, and then the thoughtless idiot asked, 'What did you teach?' Funny Old GoatĪ group of Americans was travelling on a bus tour through France and were Grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.Īfter he had examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended the local high school. Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

Funny printable short stories for seniors